Author Subject ShortyMST3K The Ultimate Reg! posts: 85 (2/21/01 4:00:17 pm) Reply Lurker Pinball (TPCG short) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHORTY[to camera]: Hi, everyone, Shorty here, me and Riochet are off to play pinball. RIOCHET[to camera]: My mom gave me money. SHORTY: *pokes him* Just make sure it isn't chocolate money like last time... RIOCHET: I did! That's why there's not that much money because I had to get 5 fillings! SHORTY: But why didn't you just-- ;p Never mind. [Lucky's Arcade. SHORTY and RIOCHET arrive, LIL is already there.] LIL: ^_^ Hi Shorty! Hi Riochet! Wanna see my best on "Hello Kitty! the game"? SHORTY: *dully* Not right now, thanks. We're going to play some pinball. RIOCHET: I'd like to see-- *SHORTY hits him* I mean, *buisness like voice* I'm playing pinball too! *walks off huffing and puffing* LIL: ^_^ *giggles and then follows them* [Pinball area. MAC is already playing.] SHORTY: *pokes Riochet* Alright, sketchy, hand over the moolah. RIOCHET: 'K. What're playing first... How about "Yellow Submarine pinball", I hear, there are real Blue Meanies hiding in the casing. LIL: Hey, maybe we should pay this new Anime pinball game... SHORTY: What're you doing here?! Can't you see this is a MEN'S pinball game?! LIL: *slaps SHORTY* How dare you! Girl's can play pinball just as well as boys! SHORTY: Oh no, I smell a gender war. Screw it, you can play too! LIL: ^_^ I CAN?! *hugs SHORTY and hangs on* SHORTY: Get off me. Now. I mean it! MAC: Hey! What're you doing to my ga- I mean Lil! SHORTY: *kicks Lil off* Nothing! *goes to a pinball machine* "Lurker Pinball", eh? *inserts quater and the machine lights up* MAC: *helps Lil up* Are you okay-- LIL: Uhhh... heh... yeah... [SLO-MOTION. CLOSE UP OF MAC AND LIL'S EYES. ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS. SUDDENLY RIOCHET JUMPS UP AND IT STOPS] RIOCHET: I found someone's gum!! MAC: Riochet! SHORTY: Shhhh... I'm getting the hang of this... [INSIDE WE SEE DAVID THE LURKER GET THROWN ABOUT] DAVID: SHORTY! Stop!! THE END!